Sunday, October 4, 2009

Bachelor Party


Initial Draft for This Skit
1. Everyone walks into a bar, holding a drink.
2. Taking shots, setting the mood, buying drinks.
3. Talk about "Single Tim," crazy old times.
4. Talk about bride, ball and chain.

Friends- Ryan, Bob, Pat, and Hal. Friend getting married- Tim. Other Team Member- Lou.

Rough Transcription:
01. A: Bartender, give beers to the boys. It’s Tim’s bachelor party tonight. Let’s go, Tim, you crazy son of a bitch. (laughing)
02. A: I can’t believe you’re getting married.
03. B: How do you feel about it? It’s gonna be good?
04. C: Yeah.
05. A: Shots all around on me tonight. Tim’s getting drunk. (laughs). Let’s go.
06. B: Easy, buddy, easy.
07. C: Tim’s gonna be a married man.
08. E: God, I know.
09. A: Ball and chain for the rest of your life.
10. C: In a couple of days.
11. A: Remember in college, Tim? You were crazy.
12. C: That was the best time.
13. A: You had the record for most girls and stuff. She wouldn’t have found out about that.
14. C: Don’t let her find out about that.
15. A: I won’t tell her. But tonight it’s gonna be a good time. I can’t believe you’re losing your freedom forever.
16. B: How bad does that suck?
17. C: I don’t know. We’ll see how that goes.
18. D: What is Jen doing tonight?
19. C: I have no idea.
20. D: She’s got a bachelorette party right now. She’ll be calling you when you’re really drunk […]. They’re the greatest things. Did she try calling you?
21. C: I don’t think so. She took my phone.
22. D: Yeah. I forgot about that. That’s good.
23. A: So what do you want to drink tonight, Tim?
24. C: Uh.
25. A: […]?
26. C: Yeah.
27. A: All right. Five […] all around. We […] tomorrow get really sick and stuff and be off for the wedding.
28. B: Perfect.
29. A: We’re good. Scene.

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